My brother’s just opened a

Why did the condom

| Dirty jokes

Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.

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| Computer jokes

Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

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A fellow decides to

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and sta

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail

| Elephant jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

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What's Dracula's car called?

| Vampire jokes

What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.

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My brother’s just opened a shop. Really? How’s he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.