How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
Category: Apple jokes
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, “Watch out for worms won’t you!” The first one replied, “Why should I? They can watch out for themselves.”
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !