What do you get if you cross an apple with a

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there'

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A film crew was on location deep in the

| Journalist jokes

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said

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If doors

| Internet jokes

If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween

| Halloween jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!

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I'm suffering from bad breath

| Dentist jokes

I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !