When the crooked hamburger took it on the
| Burger jokes
When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!
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Officer: Soldier, do
| Military jokes
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They
| Zoo jokes
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."
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Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her
| Blonde jokes
Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes? A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
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Did you hear about the hillbilly who
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.
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One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought “Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!” So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to write a note: “I have kidnaped your son and I will give him back if you put 10,000$ on the north side of the tree in the park. Signed Blonde.” She sticks the note on the kid and sends him home. The next day she goes to the north side of the tree and in a paper bag was 10, 000$. But there was a note inside saying: “How could you do this to a fellow blonde!?!”