Julie had broken off her
| Beauty jokes
Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie. 'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen
| Pig jokes
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or
| Dog jokes
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
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Have you seen
| Fishing jokes
Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.
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Did you hear about the egg
| Rabbit jokes
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!
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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, “I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.” Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn’t get her anything. She says, “Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!?” He replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last year!”