Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw
| Ethnic jokes
Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here... No! There goes another one!"
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In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we
| Marriage jokes
In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don't love me any more...." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."
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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear
| Blonde jokes
What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?
| Various animal jokes
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !
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Doctor, doctor, I’m having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it’s your bed. Oh, I’m all right at night, it’s in the day I have problems.