What happened to the naughty little witch at
| Witch jokes
What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
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A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to
| Dog jokes
A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you want me to do that? the dogs tail is perfectly healthy." The man replied "Well the wifes mother comes this weekend and I want to make sure there are no signs of any welcome!!"
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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back
| Cowboy jokes
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. "I walked up the trail to the door," Jo
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The doctor comes to see his heart
| Accountant jokes
The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart." The patient is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?" "One was a teacher and the other was an accountant." "I'll take the accountant
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What do witches eat at Halloween?
| Halloween jokes
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.
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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced “a typical Texas baby” weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, “Aren’t you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?” “Yup, shore am!” “How much does he weigh now?” The proud father answered, “Ten pounds.” The bartender said, “Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds.” The proud Texas father said, “Jest had him circumcised!”