Judge: Your first marriage
| Judge jokes
Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?
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The Albanian planted lightbulbs in
| Idiot and fool jokes
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
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As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over
| Aviation jokes
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was form
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Two wizards in a car
| Car and train jokes
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to do?" The other replied, "Quick, turn the car into a side street."
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What do you call an alien
| Idiot and fool jokes
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
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What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.