Q. Where can you dance in California?

What did they call the canary that flew into the

| Bird jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

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My granddaughter came to spend a few

| Children jokes

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy

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What's black, hairy, and writes

| Gorilla jokes

What's black, hairy, and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter

| Food jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.

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A monster goes to a petrol station and

| Car and train jokes

A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

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Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco