Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.
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A mother was teaching her
A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord’s prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. “Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed, “but deliver us some E-mail, Amen.”
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he’s finished.
A woman entered the hospital to deliver
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse, “but don’t you think this is enough?” The woman replied, “Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year.”
Two Irishmen are sitting in a
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, “well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I’ve just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp.” Patrick says, “that’s terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?” and Mick replies, “no, he fell out of the machine gun tower.”
What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
What happened
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head? It knocked him cold.
When is a black dog not a black dog ?
When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it’s a greyhound !