How do you keep a dog from barking in your
| Dog jokes
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
| Men jokes
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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Why does an inspiring sight like a
| Answer me this jokes
Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
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A blonde walks by a travel
| Blonde jokes
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her
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Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.