This morning I felt that today was going to be
| Humor jokes
This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o'clock race - so I backed the seventh. Did it win? No, it came seventh.
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What's big and ugly and drinks
| Monster jokes
What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.
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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?
| Pig jokes
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
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Woman: Why are you begging for a
| History jokes
Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !