Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.
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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed
| Music jokes
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.
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Little monster: Mom I've finished.
| Monster jokes
Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.
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Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
| Birthday jokes
Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!
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Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well, at least you can add !