Golfer:
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."
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What do gnomes fear
| Christmas jokes
What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
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Why can't the Philippines field an ice
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.
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Room Service? Can you send up a
| Travel and tourist jokes
Room Service? Can you send up a towel? "Please wait, someone else is using it."
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What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?
| Pig jokes
What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).
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Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.