Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson
| Sport jokes
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
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One day there
| Clinton jokes
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP! When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Q: What did the Production Manager give
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
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What do lightning bolts do when they
| Weather jokes
What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up
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So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma’s kitchen. “Well now, where’s my bucket and where’s my water?” Gramma asked him. “I can’t get any water from that water hole, Gramma” exclaimed Johnny. “There’s a BIG ol’ alligator down there!” “Now don’t you mind that ol’ alligator, Johnny. He’s been there for a few years now, and he’s never hurt no one. Why, he’s probably as scared of you as you are of him!” “Well, Gramma,” replied Johnny, “if he’s as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain’t fit to drink!”