A man and a woman who have never
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to
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A man was driving along
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the r
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I've just come back from the beauty parlour.
| Beauty jokes
I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
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How does a leopard change its spots ?
| Various animal jokes
How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
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What does an aardvark get when he
| Aardvark jokes
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!