Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
| Witch jokes
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
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Tarzan was tired when he came home.
| Elephant jokes
Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
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One of Microsoft's finest
| Computer jokes
One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician loo
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The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job
| Salesmen jokes
The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife. The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out. Well," the man began,
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig
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Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door. When asked if they needed any assistance with something, one asked how they were going to be able to reach way up there to push the button for their floor.