The doctor said he would have me on
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks. "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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A man was staying in a big old
| Ghost jokes
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
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A man is fibbing
| Dead and dying jokes
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!" "Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!" "Of course. He was witho
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Papa, why is it that dentists call their
| Dentist jokes
Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."
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Judge: Are you married?
| Judge jokes
Judge: Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.
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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.