Q. What's worse
| Food jokes
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm.
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Why did the mexicans fight so
| Ethnic jokes
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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There was this man who was in a
| Business jokes
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this 'unusual' handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears. Because of the accident, he received a large sum
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What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?
| Pig jokes
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!
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What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !