Q: Why do blondes always die before help

What would you get if you crossed a

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!

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Mum, Mum,

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Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.

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Why does history keep repeating itself

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Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !

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Q: What is 61 to a blonde?

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Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.

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Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the “11” in “9-1-1”.