I'd like a new frog, please.
| Frog jokes
I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant
| Accountant jokes
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No'
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A college student was in a
| College jokes
A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When
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A man is walking down the street
| Travel and tourist jokes
A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river. Another man is walking down the str
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Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look!
| Idiot and fool jokes
Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!
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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.