A gorilla was
| Gorilla jokes
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master. The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla
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What does it mean when an accountant is
| Accountant jokes
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level'
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Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty
| Beauty jokes
Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!
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David received a parrot for his birthday. This
| Bird jokes
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly saying polite words
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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!