Sister: Why are you putting
| Idiot and fool jokes
Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?
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Why was the skunk arrested for
| Money jokes
Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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What kind of doctor fixes broken
| Internet jokes
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.
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Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
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Q: How does Bill Clinton say “I’m about to hurt you”? A: “Trust me.”