Who plays center forward for the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.
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A good samaritan was walking
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".
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Visitor: Wow, you have a
| Cowboy jokes
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
| Judge jokes
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass thr
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Why does Santa Claus only have seven
| Christmas jokes
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”