After hearing that one of the patients
| Mental health jokes
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're r
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A man is captured by cannibals,
| Cannibal jokes
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"
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I was so sorry
| Dead and dying jokes
I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
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What do you call a happy Lassie ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !
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A man had been
| Time jokes
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogg
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.