What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
| Waiter jokes
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.
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What do baby pythons play with?
| Baby jokes
What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the
| Cannibal jokes
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
| Yo momma jokes
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
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A trio
| Military jokes
A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shiloh." "Mine," boasts another, "went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn."
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Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!