Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
| School jokes
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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Police Chief:
| Police jokes
Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?
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Why did the pig go to the
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!
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Q: What is the
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.
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Why did the cat sleep under the
| Cat jokes
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
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Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.