Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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A man asked his wife, "What would you most
| Birthday jokes
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fea
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Where do bees go on holiday ?
| Insect jokes
Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !
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Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
| Fishing jokes
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !