What is the fiercest flower in the
| Various animal jokes
What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !
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A fellow was very much in
| Marriage jokes
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that the
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The young immigrant couple had just left the
| Marriage jokes
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens. "It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?" "Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook di
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What kind of dog is the most colorful?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!
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A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No
| Pig jokes
A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!"
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When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.