Did you hear about the monster who had twelve
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.
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The teacher is droning away in the classroom
| School jokes
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
| Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall'
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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed
| Music jokes
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
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Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek
| Dirty jokes
Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other 100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex. So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream. The next day the meet. The Italian says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hour
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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!