What do you call a man with a rabbit up his
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !
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A police officer pulls a guy
| Police jokes
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Offic
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What did Frankenstein's
| Monster jokes
What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.
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Who do elephants get their christmas
| Elephant jokes
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !
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Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look
| Firefighter jokes
Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
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What is a snowman’s favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !