A man was
| Police jokes
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30." The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."
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My brother's on a seafood
| Food jokes
My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
| Criminal jokes
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him t
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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
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Why is it that when you transport
| Answer me this jokes
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn’t drunk that yet !