What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
| Pig jokes
What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment.
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Two astronauts were in
| Space jokes
Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, lo
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How is a judge like an English
| Judge jokes
How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
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Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
| Religious jokes
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
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Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.