Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
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A boy with an elephant on his head went to
| Elephant jokes
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"
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What did the worm say to the other when he was
| Insect jokes
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !
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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect
| Music jokes
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!
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What would a pig name a chain of food stores? “Stop “N Slop Markets”