Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.
| Humor jokes
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !
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Why don't bananas snore?
| Banana jokes
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Why did the elephant jump in
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is
| Time jokes
Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.
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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class
| Cat jokes
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.
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What do you say to a naked pig? “I never sausage a body.”