What's a vampire's favorite hobby?
| Vampire jokes
What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.
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These two blondes walk into a
| Blonde jokes
These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
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What
| Blonde jokes
What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding
| Rabbit jokes
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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An irate father stormed into the principal’s office. “I demand to know,” he screamed, “why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination.” “Now, don’t get excited,” said the principal. “We’ll get your Winslow’s English teacher in here. I’m sure she has some explanation.” A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived. “Why did you give Winslow a zero on his English final?” demanded the father. “I had no choice,” said the schoolmarm. “He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it.” “That’s no excuse,” shouted the father. “You could have at least given him an ‘A’ for neatness!”