Have you seen www.apathy.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.
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A couple just got married, and when the husband
| Dirty jokes
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He
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Moody was
| Telephone jokes
Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. "What's the matter?" asked Moody. "Are you in trouble?" "No!" said Crumm. "What do you want, then?" "Nothing!" "Then how come you are calling me in the middle of the
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Swedish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 11 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 175-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 25,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
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Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
| Face jokes
Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !
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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.