Tom was so excited about his promotion to
| Business jokes
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!". "Re
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The new office-boy came
| Telephone jokes
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"
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The farmer's son was returning from the market
| Farmer jokes
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and r
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Old Man On A Bench
| Marriage jokes
Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we have then have fu
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into
| Cow jokes
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
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Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.