Q: Why are men like laxatives?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you.
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A friend
| Divorce jokes
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk
| Cow jokes
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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A man sobering up from the night before is
| Religious jokes
A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher
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A violist and a cellist were standing on a
| Music jokes
A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
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What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !