Father: I hear you skipped school
| School jokes
Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
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The garbage men were just about to leave the
| Humor jokes
The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes. 'Am I too late for the garbage ?' she called. 'No,' replied one of the men, 'jump right in !
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Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...
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Why did the firefly keep stealing things
| Insect jokes
Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens. “It is wonderful,” the husband exclaimed. “We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?” “Yes, you male chauvinist pig,” his wife replied. “Tonight, you cook dinner!”