What do you get when you cross an idiot
| Idiot and fool jokes
What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.
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A young accountant spends a week at his new
| Accountant jokes
A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks aroun
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Why did the man call his horse
| Horse jokes
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!
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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.
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Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr
| Book title jokes
Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely
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The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a woman just like mother!” His father replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”