Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in

Policeman: Why did you

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy

| Old age jokes

Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don't blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn't think,much of it myself.

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Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was

| Rabbit jokes

Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

| Pig jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!

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Two men

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

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Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren’t any light bulbs in the 13th century.