Policeman: Why did you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
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Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy
| Old age jokes
Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don't blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn't think,much of it myself.
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Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
| Rabbit jokes
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?
| Pig jokes
What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!
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Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren’t any light bulbs in the 13th century.