What happens if you cross an Ape with an
| Gorilla jokes
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
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One Hundred
| Book title jokes
One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
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What did the great Ape
| Gorilla jokes
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
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What are the hottest days during
| Weather jokes
What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days
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What happened when the cannibal crossed the
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!
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Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, “Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them.” Murphy said, “Whistle? Why should I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me.”