An Irish
| Car and train jokes
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken." The priest pulls a flask of whi
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty
| Ghost jokes
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.
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Teacher : What are you doing,
| School jokes
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
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Q: How many French
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
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Did you hear about the witch who
| Witch jokes
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.
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What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !