Q: How many baby sitters
| Baby jokes
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
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Question: If a man speaks in the
| Men jokes
Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!" Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a compass!"
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What duo were famous
| Horse jokes
What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!
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What happened to the man who turned into an
| Insect jokes
What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !
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Two postmen are on break having a cigarette. While on this break one postman says “Hey look at that snail”. The other postman looks down and says “FUCK” and step steps on the snail. Postman 1 looks at him and says “Why’d you do that”. Postman2 replys “Because that fucker has been following me all day.”