Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
| Cannibal jokes
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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A naughty child was
| Children jokes
A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't you go outside and play?"
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Desert Storm Is Not Another Vietnam
| Vietnamese
Desert Storm Is Not Another Vietnam By: asianjoke.com 10) Viet Nam was a jungle war; Desert Storm is a desert war. (as noted by V.P. Quayle) 9) The U.S. is not the world's most profligate waster of rice. 8) We are not killing Vietnamese women and children in Desert Storm. 7) The White House w
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A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said
| Dog jokes
A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please don't be like that, I'm trained and I won't cause any trouble!" The bar man was astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with the dog and it's owner. After a while the ow
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Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to speak to him! “Isn’t it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Let’s negotiate the matter,” said the bear. Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then replied, “I want a fur coat.”