Did you hear about the man who jumped in the

I use the internet

| Internet jokes

I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

| Burger jokes

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

| Vampire jokes

How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!

| Various animal jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.