What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
| Pig jokes
How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
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Did you hear about the bear hunter?
| Hunting jokes
Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to speak to him! "Isn't it better to talk than to shoot
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What do you call a python with a great bedside
| Bed jokes
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.
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How do you stop your laptop batteries from
| Computer jokes
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.
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What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !