Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
| Children jokes
Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it
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What do cows get when they do all their
| Cow jokes
What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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Q: How many screenwriters
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.
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Last night I dreamt I was
| Beauty jokes
Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?'
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A recent study showed that the average
| Marriage jokes
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?'
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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!