A farmer who's been involved
| Police jokes
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right,"
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
| Parent jokes
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong
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Why does a dentist seem moody?
| Dentist jokes
Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.
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Where do hogs keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
| E-mail jokes
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
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Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.